Note from Joe: This poem causes several distinct emotions, all at the same time. Which is the most appropriate?
I haled me a woman from the street,
    Shameless, but, oh, so fair!
I bade her to sit in the model’s seat
    And I painted her sitting there.
I hid all trace of her heart unclean;
    I painted a babe at her breast;
I painted her as she might have been
    If the Worst had been the Best.
She laughed at my picture and went away.
    Then came, with a knowing nod,
A connossieur, and I heard him say;
    “’Tis Mary, the Mother of God.”
So I painted a halo round her hair,
    And I sold her and took my fee,
And she hangs in the church of Saint Hillaire,
    Where you and all may see.