“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds,
adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Believe me, dear Pisos, that just such a freak
    Is the crude and preposterous poem
Which merely abounds in a torrent of sounds,
    With no rhyme or reason below ’em.
’Tis all very well to give license to art —
    The wisdom of license defend I —
But the line should be drawn at the fripperish spawn
    Of a mere cacoethes scribendi.
It is too much the fashion to strain at effects —
    Yes, that’s what’s the matter with Hannah!
Our popular taste, by the tyros debased,
    Paints each barnyard a grove of Diana!
Should a patron require you to paint a marine,
    Would you work in some trees with their barks on?
When his strict orders are for a Japanese jar,
    Would you give him a pitcher like Clarkson?
Now, this is my moral: Compose what you may,
    And Fame will be ever far distant
Unless you combine with simple design
    A treatment in toto consistent.