Joseph K. Horn’s Disclaimer Page
(the legal song and dance)

This website is powered by (but in no way sponsored or endorsed by) Mountain Dew™ and Hot Pockets™.
I made it to 50 on such a diet. Your mileage (or kilometry) may vary.
These web pages represent my opinions only. So there.
I update these pages weekly or whenever my opinions grow, change, or shrink.
Opinions never offend me, but whining always does.
Emailed spam and whiney email will be deleted immediately without acknowledgement.
This entire website makes no money for anybody. Therefore, the accuracy and usefulness of these pages and their contents are not supported or warranteed in any way by me or by their respective authors. You agree to accept full personal responsibility for any and all consequences arising from their use. You Have Been Warned.